Why Werewolves Won’t Vote Republican
I’m sure that all Furry Americans were horrified to learn that the GOP’s VP candidate supports the interesting practice of Wolf Death By Aerial Gunner:
“The Governor is overstepping her legal authority by offering cash payments for each wolf killed by aerial gunners,” stated Tom Banks, Defenders of Wildlife’s Alaska Associate. “That’s a bounty by anyone’s standards regardless of what they call it.”
Hoping to boost the number of wolves killed this year by permitees, Palin announced the state would pay $150 for each kill. According to an Alaska Department of Fish and Game (ADF&G) news release, the bounty was instituted to “motivate permittees to redouble their efforts and to help offset the high cost of aviation fuel, ADF&G will offer cash payments to those who return biological specimens to the department.” The state’s press release, issued last Wednesday, indicates that “Permittees will be paid $150 when they bring in the left forelegs of wolves taken from any of several designated control areas.”
This on top of Palin suing the Interior Department for daring to list the polar bear as an endangered species.
I’m telling you, it’s a bad day to be a werewolf in America. I can see the emergence of two monstrously political groups: Paranormals Against Palin (PAP) and Supernaturals Monsters and Entities Against Republicans (SMEAR).
Ah well. Guess it’s a good thing I write about demons. Hmm. Maybe I could write about Norse demon wolf bears?

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