So I blogged about this yesterday at the League, but it stands true today: I am horrible when it comes to blogging, and I need reminders, because I am just that lame. And between my blog, Cat and Muse, the League, the upcoming Deadline Dames, and my local CR-RWA chapter blog (not to mention Fangs, Fur and Fey, AccessRomance and SF Novelists), there are lots of places where I should be blogging in 2009.

Will be. WILL be blogging.

Thing is, I have the attention span of a toddler hopped up on Pixie Stix. So I also need a reminder. A constant reminder.

So I need a Hellion.

Seriously. I need someone who will religiously check in with me every day to remind me to blog, or to get my ass in gear and register for conferences. Basically, all of the non-novel writing stuff: that’s what I need to be reminded to do.

Because otherwise, I forget. Sad, really.

So…any takers? There’s no money for this (like Obama’s team said to Blagojevich, there will be much appreciation, but no money). But if you’re an aspiring author, I would be happy to be your mentor.

Hello? Anyone?

Bueller?